MRS

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

crocobaby:

When friends watch Pacific Rim and go “yeah s’alright” and I’m just like uRM BUT LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT SHOES AND HERMANN’S DAD AND MAKO’S CHILDHOOD AND THE WAY RALEIGH AND MAKO VIEW EACH OTHER AND CARDIGANS AND THE COLOUR BLUE AND RUSSIANS AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF PAIRS AND HOT DADS AND MAX THE FUCKING DOG AND NEWT’S LETTERS AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF TATTOOS AND DYED HAIR AND AND please hold me

stardustandstrawberries:

americachavez:

marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography

With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.